Locally Grown


Hoppy Valencia Day From Locally Grown!
2011/02/14, 12:33 pm
Filed under: Personal

This is the day of the year when the Great Valencia Rabbit hops his orange-hued self from house to house dividing the Citrus of Love betwixt loverz of all things lovey.  GVR even visitz those lacking the sweet yet acidic tang of love in their hearts, hoping and hopping that amidst the consumeristic tendencies of another holiday purportedly taking place today (celebrating candy, flowers, and the assaultive tendencies of a projectile weilding diaper clad baby like Chucky of the Chucky movie series fame, if chucky only wore a diaper) that you remember to squeeze every last drop of love out of life, just like you would a Sweet Valencia Orange from the Florida Orange Growers Assoc. Of Florida.

No matter your relationship status, Bathory the Cat, Hank the Chimp, Freak Dog 2, and me…your humble The Cook® would like to remind you that we love you.  And that may be…all you need…to knooooooooooow.

Hoppy Valencia Day! 

The Cook

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I always hated the holiday, but it grew on me a couple of years ago when wingnuts started freaking out about Iowa homosexuals supposedly “attempting to co-opt Valentine’s Day to promote their agenda.”

Comment by desmoinesdem

Oh no! The Gay Conspiracy strikes again! Lol!

Comment by locallygrown




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